The Onion Movie (2008)

The Onion Movie (2008)

America's Finest News Source. 2008-05-31 United States of America 80 Min. PG-13
6.1 215 votes

Overview

Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

Cast

Len Cariou is Norm Archer
Norm Archer
Steven Seagal is Cock Puncher
Cock Puncher
Larissa Laskin is Dana Dobbs
Dana Dobbs
Ken Takemoto is Sensei
Don McManus is Dennis McCormick
Dennis McCormick
Michael Bolton is Michael Bolton
Michael Bolton
Brendan Fletcher is White Black Guy Tim
White Black Guy Tim
Daniel Dae Kim is Ivy Leaguer
Ivy Leaguer
Meredith Baxter is Cooking Show Chef
Cooking Show Chef
Jed Rees is Wizard Proteus
Wizard Proteus
Rodney Dangerfield is Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield