Overview
Professors Vrooshka and Crump decide to visit an archaeological site to study the artifacts there. Lo and behold, it's right next to a caravan site where all manner of people are staying. With a randy Major owning the site, a snobbish mother, and the two professors' constant innuendos, the story ends with a sinking caravan site and a striptease performance as a replacement for the cabaret night.
Cast
Professor Anna Vooshka
Professor Roland Crump
Arthur Upmore
Major Leep
Ernie Bragg
Daphne Barnes
Fred Ramsden
Henry Barnes
Sylvia Ramsden
Linda Upmore
Joe Baxter
Norma Baxter