The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon (2008)

The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon (2008)

IT WILL KILL YOU. EVEN IF IT TAKES THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. 2008-09-18 United States of America 10 Min. PG-13
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Overview

From Richard Gale, mad maker of CRITICIZED, comes a film that will never have you looking at cutlery the same way again. Set-up as an epic-length trailer for an upcoming release, HORRIBLY SLOW... depicts a man's endless pursuit by what has got to be one of the most determined and patient murderers the screen has ever seen.

Cast

Paul Clemens is Jack Cucchiaio
Jack Cucchiaio
Fay Kato is The Mystic
The Mystic
Melissa Paladino is The Girlfriend
The Girlfriend
Brian Rohan is The Murderer
The Murderer
Richard Gale is Narrator (voice)
Narrator (voice)